Believe it or not, George isn’t at home.
Please leave a message at the beep.
I must be out or I’d pick up the phone, where could I be?
Believe it or not, I’m not home
You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train
are you ok?
It’s been two and a half weeks!
I can’t believe it. Sometimes in my own relatives’ homes I don’t make myself at home right away but I settled in here almost immediately! My host family is fantastic and everyone is super nice. Plus they tease a lot, which reminds me of my own family!
I’m going to my host-aunt’s (haha) for dinner tonight. The family is large and very close - and that reminds me of the Doyles too.
I was paid for the first time today which was super awesome of course! But later my host mom gave me two boxes of chocolate and a thank you card. She said that I was doing so well and she was really happy I came here! And the card said “welcome to the family” so I feel like we all feel the same way and that is just extremely gratifying!
i’m not sure what we as a society did to deserve anthony mackie but i’m really glad we did it
Why pay for therapy when there are 6 seasons of Lost
6 seasons of Lost is why I need therapy
I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.
being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT
OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST
Such an unexpected plot-twist.
oh my god wait what
best wedding photos ever
Omfg I wasn’t going to load the pictures but then I saw the comments so I did and it was SO WORTH IT
oh my god
guys, SEE ALL THE PICTURES IT’S WORTH IT
"There’s no fucking way i’m loading all these pictures" I said before I hit the comments. So I did. What an interesting wedding photo set (if this is even a real wedding).